May 2013
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
beginsagain:
eyesopen:
on a scale of 1 to forever & always (piano edition) how depressed are you
the live version of all too well
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
daisyfairy:
boxofpoptarts:
tin-pan-ali:
awhisper-acapella:
daisyfairy:
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I...
bryarly:
The lack of importance placed on education really angers me.
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
magnusandtheherondales:
Petition for John Green to play the guy who talked about his balls a lot and spent his spare time hanging with teenagers in some random church basement that he believed was the literal heart of Jesus
myiblife:
anyachristinaemanuellajenkins:
two IB exams in one day is three too many
Let’s hope they weren’t math exams
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
April 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
boys-are-gay:
The show that broke all stereotypes:
Suite Life of Zach and Cody
Asian girl was stupid
Blonde girl was smart
Black guy had a formal job
White guy was a goofy plumber
Fat kid gets the girls
point made
It’s Zack you uncultured swine
NO SPELLING CORRECTIONS IN MY LOBBY
