Tonight is ours, tomorrow isn't

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:44:06 -0500

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

fckyeahphan: you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:46:06 -0500

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

unite-and-take-over: theperfectlyadequategatsby: The struggle...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:45:25 -0500

unite-and-take-over:

theperfectlyadequategatsby:

The struggle is real.

buddy u can do it i believe in u

lizuhd: how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:45:06 -0500

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:44:58 -0500

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

the-absolute-best-posts: breathedeepand-dive: nodaybuttodaytodef...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:02 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts:

breathedeepand-dive:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

I will never not reblog this gif set.

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:52:57 -0500

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years”...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:50:52 -0500

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

nialurs: game BOY??? bangs fist on the table FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:48:14 -0500

nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:45:06 -0500

fishingboatproceeds: Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:23:37 -0500

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

happeninqs: mymindpalaceisatardis: DID THAT KITTEH JUST JUST...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:20:44 -0500

happeninqs:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST

JUST HUG IT’S HEAD

BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY

WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

awww

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:36:49 -0500

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD BECOME HARRY’S FAVOURITE AND NUMBER ONE USED SPELL

# THE SPELL THAT SAVED HIS LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES

# THE SPELL THAT WAS MARKED AS THE ONE THAT IDENTIFIES HIM

# WAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY NO OTHER THAT SEVERUS SNAPE?

# CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO AKNOWLEDGE THAT?

damn fucking right

shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:46:34 -0500

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

teamstarkid-confessions: Confessed by: Anonymous

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:59:43 -0500

teamstarkid-confessions:

Confessed by: Anonymous

shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:48:33 -0500

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:31:17 -0500

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:14:53 -0500

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

justthefactsmaam: thisgirlthatiknow: if you didn’t ship like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:09:12 -0500

justthefactsmaam:

thisgirlthatiknow:

if you didn’t ship like 110% of these growing up then I’m sorry but we can’t be friends

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:14 -0500